Saturday, February 23, 2008

Paparazzi!! Stay Away From Cobina's Bathroom Window!!!

Oscar weekend every year, the photographers hover around our villa, as so many celebrities pass through our doors. Mother spends HOURS in her personal can getting ready Long Pink shag is always such a practical covering in a bathroom, don't you think? And that tub looks super comfortable and usable. The only one of us who really can fit in there is Rage, who was in there with a Swedish transvestite working person last night. Where he gets his money I will never know.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Darling, have you any laudanum? I can't get through today without any.

Clifton Guilaroff said...

Check Mr. Laughton or Mr. Benchley's medicine cabinet. Also, dum-dum, you could shag your ass across Crescent Heights to Schwab's.

Anonymous said...

as IF i could walk that far.