You won't believe it, but there is a problem with this morning's breakfast order
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Jane calling from Schwab's
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BROADCASTING FROM THE GARDEN OF ALLAH
More copies have shown up!!!
CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO ORDER $27.95 Now being sold through Cobina Cugat Vintage Goods!
About Me
- Clifton Guilaroff
- Scion of famous Hollywood ancestry, Cliff lives with his mother (the former 1950's lead-pencil heiress and socialite, now penniless lush) Cobina Cugat, his bandleader husband Rusty, as well as four freeloading basset hounds in a one bedroom apartment in the North Valley. Sadly, Cobina believes it is 1954 and that she and her son still live in an impossibly lavish villa at the Garden of Allah Hotel in Hollywood. To make his life easier, he is doing nothing to change that belief. She also has no idea that son Clifton, "way over 29", was fired from his job three years ago. While he's pretending to do all sorts of things here we hope you are entertained and learn something along the way.
Mother
Do not give her change or Drambuie
Cobina is hocking her vintage jewelry
The Lord and the economy have asked Cobina very directly to hock her vintage, one of a kind bead collection. Click on the old woman for more information
My Husband, Bandleader Rusty Kadiddlehopper
You know, I think he's better looking to me, too!
Another Freeloader Just Moved In- Oh, pigtails!!!!
Washed-up TV star Pigtails has moved into the guest bedroom in the poolside wing of Mother's villa
Alla Nazimova, Our Landlady
"Pay your rent on time and don't die in your villa"
our stunning home
Don't tell Mother it was torn down in June, 1959
Doesn"t everybody have one?
Taste that beats the others cold
NO SMOKING AROUND MOTHER!!!
Mother"s Special Sixteen-Ounce Chalice
She will accept no substitutes!!!
noted hollywood historian at work
hey, this crap doesn't write itself!!!
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We"ve Had This Many Freeloaders So Far
7 comments:
Seriously, dude- what is wrong with you
Clifton: Under the compassionate care laws I have taken the liberty of slipping you my personal six-shooter; i'm not selling it to you, bud, just loaning it to you because you said you'd clean it for me (wink). You have a $285,785 tab by the way, I am practically embarrassed to mention it.
I am not so sure that is a dude, dude. I'm not sure WHAT that is
Jane, why don't you just shut up and have a drink
Wait, I can sell one of my emeralds to help Clifton. Horace ... where are my jewels?!
The house in the hills where Judy slashed her neck is for lease - maybe Mother could use some fresh air and time away from Schwabs enablers?
listen, lorraine, she's packed and sitting out on the curb- she's all yours, no deposit, no return
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