Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Today is Lotus Quinoa Goldberg's birthday!!!
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BROADCASTING FROM THE GARDEN OF ALLAH
More copies have shown up!!!
CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO ORDER $27.95 Now being sold through Cobina Cugat Vintage Goods!
About Me
- Clifton Guilaroff
- Scion of famous Hollywood ancestry, Cliff lives with his mother (the former 1950's lead-pencil heiress and socialite, now penniless lush) Cobina Cugat, his bandleader husband Rusty, as well as four freeloading basset hounds in a one bedroom apartment in the North Valley. Sadly, Cobina believes it is 1954 and that she and her son still live in an impossibly lavish villa at the Garden of Allah Hotel in Hollywood. To make his life easier, he is doing nothing to change that belief. She also has no idea that son Clifton, "way over 29", was fired from his job three years ago. While he's pretending to do all sorts of things here we hope you are entertained and learn something along the way.
Mother
Do not give her change or Drambuie
Cobina is hocking her vintage jewelry
The Lord and the economy have asked Cobina very directly to hock her vintage, one of a kind bead collection. Click on the old woman for more information
My Husband, Bandleader Rusty Kadiddlehopper
You know, I think he's better looking to me, too!
Another Freeloader Just Moved In- Oh, pigtails!!!!
Washed-up TV star Pigtails has moved into the guest bedroom in the poolside wing of Mother's villa
Alla Nazimova, Our Landlady
"Pay your rent on time and don't die in your villa"
our stunning home
Don't tell Mother it was torn down in June, 1959
Doesn"t everybody have one?
Taste that beats the others cold
NO SMOKING AROUND MOTHER!!!
Mother"s Special Sixteen-Ounce Chalice
She will accept no substitutes!!!
noted hollywood historian at work
hey, this crap doesn't write itself!!!
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We"ve Had This Many Freeloaders So Far
7 comments:
Lotus, darling- happy birthday,come sit beside me. Oooh, you stupid cow, you just made me spill my Drambuie all over the comforter!!!!! I'm going to dust off the cat hair and have to squeeze out the liquid because I only have six bottles left. Clean up this mess immediately!!!!
Pay no attention to Mother, Aunt Gonxha. You are a guest in our villa. Please don't do any cleaning unless you really feel like it. I apologize that Mr. Benchley gave you his coat and hat. Also, heads up, Rage was headed towards your wardrobe closet when last seen.
closet of elderly Jewish Chinese Mexican Indian lady bigger than entire city I grow up in Khzybekistan. closet full of stuff russian would say "gaudy". need find goofball or yellowjacket in cabinet of medicine
This comforter is filthy. Why is Suzanne Pleshette here?
She came with Freddie and David
I can't understand Lotus when she shouts in Cantonese, does anyone have a Sino-English dictionary
that last phrase meant "filthy old drunk woman who smells of cat urine and 200 proof liquer" and depending on local dialects can or cannot be taken as a compliment
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