Today is Angelina Jolie's birthday!!!!!

Regrettably, all of my photos of Miss Jolie, whom I understand is turning 34 today, have disappeared into Rage's room. I'm going to consider them a loss because I am truly frightened to think of what might have happened to them. Anyway, I digress. Today is also Rosalind Russell's One-hundred-first birthday. In case you live under a rock: