"Oscar's" Big Night?

Here, read about this douchebag. There have been so many different, well-written accounts of what happened to the man (so well-endowed his thing was nicknamed "Oscar"), but as always I turn to the most credible of all, what else but from "Crowning Glory" by Sydney Unohooaroff:Seriously, Crowning Glory is hours of entertainment. Sydney claims to have been at the center of many many events, check it out for yourself.