Today is Brad Pitt and Steven Spielberg's Birthdays!!!!

Regrettably I could not find any photos of either gentlemen- it's not easy finding photos of them online, believe you me, so anyway I took this picture of Pigtails passed out in the forecourt of Mother's villa. There's going to be more pictures like this in the 2009 Hollywood Trainwreck Calendar. More details on that this weekend!

Anyway, Mr. Spielberg celebrates his 62nd today, as Brad turns 45.

One of Cobina's Holiday Gifts

We thought we should have a few more portraits around the house. Pigtails even took off his trademark bows!

Please take a minute to browse

Cobina's new site, Cobina Cugat Vintage Goods. One of a kind vintage items, many of them not even stolen!

Today Pigtails Let Us Into His Part of the Villa

There's this small sunroom which is always nice on a chilly day

Pigtails n me went to Pickfair for cocktails

and you know that lasts about sixteen hours

It all turned to shit because of cigarettes

First there was Talullah's emphysema-related death, Forty years ago today
And then Jack Cassidy's dropped ciggy on a couch death by immolation in 1976

It All Turned to Shit- Only One Year Ago Today

One of the iconic talent agents of all time, Freddie Fields, aka Ephraim Feldman, died on this date last year. Poor man, he is STILL being yelled at by former client Judy Garland.

We're Letting The Cat Out of the Bag

And we're not talking about Cobina! Going on sale in about a week.You'll see lots of your favorite stars!!!!

Pigtails wants you to see this episode of "Masterpiece Theatre"

It All Turned to Shit Thirty-Six years ago Today

Lolly Pop, dead

Speaking of leaving things out for people to see

I practically stapled this to Cobina's foreheadNow she will quit asking to come to Desilu

Yes this is a repost of sorts

Aunt Doris and Rusty and me ask those of you who liked it the first time to watch this other version which features

Margo Sappington is Miss Baransky
Baayork Lee is Miss Wong
Donna McKechnie is Miss Dela Hoya do nothing but keep your eyes on Donna McKecnhnie, it is a freaky experience, seriouslyand c'mon it cheers me up every time

Today is Max Baer's birthday!!!

Yes, Jethrine Beaudine (also occasionally known as Jethro Beaudine) was born on this date in 1937.

This date also marks the forty-first anniversary of the passing of Bert Lahr aka Irving Lahrheim. Here is an obscure photo of him from some unidentified movie:

It all turned to shit Twenty-two years ago today

For "Dead-y" Arnaz, at least. Don't even ask how this is going to affect my "job".

Jane calling from Schwab's

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No wonder the economy is in the shitter

We always start Thanksgiving Day with This

Well,this and DrambuieChristmas is just four weeks away- there's lots wrong with the world, but at least we have each other to weather the storm. (For greatest enjoyment of this, hit the fullscreen option next to the volume on the Youtube controls)

Mother is all dressed up

We are having a smallish Thanksgiving celebration, but it does begin tonight, the night before. Mother is hosting a dinner for us, Mr. Benchley, Howard Hughes and Pigtails. I am planning on touching not only Howard's plate and food but Howard just to see him freak out. Mr Benchley is the only one certain not to be an overnight guest.

Today is Rich Little's Birthday!!!

I am very excited to see him recreate his stage role in the upcoming "An Early Frost"

Today is Boris Karloff's birthday!!

Dermabrasion really is a bitch

Cobina left these out so you'd see them

Mother went to Mass and has left out these oh so convincing photos of her luxurious accomodations during her spa visit. An aside- another "guest" at the "spa" was the star of the recently cancelled long running CW show "Oh, Pigtails!!!", the show with the precocious talking two year old female Basset Hound, Pigtails. It's kind of tough on Pigtails aka Frank as he in truth is a little boy dog and his littermate/agent (Josh Marmelstein of Aggressive Artists) has told him he's never going to work again. He too has spent the last five months at the "spa". Pigtails and Cobina have struck an odd alliance, as if that isn't already redundant.Pigtails and the employed boy starring as a girl, Lassie aka Laddie.
Electroshock just off to the right
Before she brings him home, can someone at least make sure that Pigtails is a dog?